ErickJohn ([info]airwrecktion) wrote,

omfg

aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:04 PM): my mom is a b*tch
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:08 PM): imma drop kick her in the face
p2p bebop (10:24:17 PM): lol
p2p bebop (10:24:18 PM): why
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:20 PM): ok
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:24 PM): so i buy my own meat
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:26 PM): my own marinade
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:28 PM): i come home
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:30 PM): and she still
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:34 PM): fucking tells me how to marinade it
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:42 PM): i have fucking goddamn marinade in a bag
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:46 PM): you just stick the fucking meat inside
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:51 PM): and she's making it all complicated
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:54 PM): wipe down the meat
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:24:56 PM): its all bloody
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:00 PM): well no fucking shit, its raw
p2p bebop (10:25:06 PM): hahha
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:12 PM): thats where the fucking flavor is
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:12 PM): isnt it
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:14 PM): the blood
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:17 PM): gives it flavor
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:28 PM): my brother was with me
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:31 PM): he has his own steak
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:34 PM): and own marinade
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:38 PM): he got a ziplock bag
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:39 PM): a big one
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:43 PM): poured some bbq sauce in it
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:51 PM): and my mom was making a big deal of the mess he was making
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:25:53 PM): im like
p2p bebop (10:25:54 PM): lol
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:00 PM): THERES a fucking towel 2 feet away from him
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:05 PM): wait till he's done
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:08 PM): and then he'll clean it up
p2p bebop (10:26:14 PM): hahah shit
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:18 PM): she's all like
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:20 PM): put salt on it
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:22 PM): and some other shit
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:23 PM): im like
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:24 PM): WTF
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:25 PM): NO
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:30 PM): i have MARINADE, IN A FUCKING BAG
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:49 PM): ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS STICK THE MEAT IN THE BAG OF FUCKING MARINADE
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:26:53 PM): AND THEN SEAL IT
p2p bebop (10:26:58 PM): sakdlakdsakdlolopl
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:27:07 PM): she's making it all complicated
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:27:19 PM): she's starting to remind me of that ******** girl you dated, you told me about her
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:27:29 PM): and how she was trying to control every fucking lil thing you do
p2p bebop (10:27:36 PM): hahahahaahah
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:27:44 PM): even though i fucking bought the meat
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:27:49 PM): with the money outta my pocket
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:27:58 PM): i bougth the marinade outta my pocket
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:28:04 PM): she still
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:28:09 PM): tells me how i should marinade it
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:28:14 PM): even though
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:28:18 PM): i have marinade in a fuckign bag.
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:28:23 PM): /// end rant.





aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:28:23 PM): /// end rant.
p2p bebop (10:29:20 PM): crazy
p2p bebop (10:29:33 PM): i remember when your mom talked in tagalog
p2p bebop (10:29:46 PM): it seems word would get louder and louder
p2p bebop (10:29:51 PM): hahaha
p2p bebop (10:30:02 PM): i cant even understand any of it first off
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:30:19 PM): yeah, your mom speaks a different dialect, doesnt she?
p2p bebop (10:30:46 PM): i dont understand any filipino language haha
p2p bebop (10:31:35 PM): actually i kinda understand her dialect
p2p bebop (10:31:46 PM): just the similar words
p2p bebop (10:31:52 PM): 'clean your room'
p2p bebop (10:31:56 PM): clean the bathroom
p2p bebop (10:32:00 PM): i'mma slap
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:03 PM): lol
p2p bebop (10:32:07 PM): lazy brat
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:08 PM): wait wait wiat lol
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:13 PM): i just fukcing remembered another thing
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:22 PM): right so my brother has his bag full of bbq sauce
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:24 PM): and meat
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:29 PM): my brother is all massaging the meat
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:38 PM): then finally starts to squeeze the air out
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:40 PM): OMFG
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:43 PM): my mom starts freaking out
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:44 PM): CLOSE THE BAG
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:46 PM): CLOSE THE BAG
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:55 PM): cLOSE IT BEFORE YOU PUT I TIN THE FRIGIDEERRR
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:32:59 PM): at this point
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:00 PM): OFMG
p2p bebop (10:33:03 PM): hahahaha
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:03 PM): NO FUCKIGN SHIT
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:13 PM): OF COURSE He's GOING TO CLOSE THE BAG
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:23 PM): oifmogfmg
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:27 PM): imma drop kick her for sure
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:31 PM): one of thes days
p2p bebop (10:33:33 PM): hahah
p2p bebop (10:33:37 PM): stand at the top of the stairs
p2p bebop (10:33:41 PM): wait for her to come up
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:43 PM): no
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:45 PM): i'll fuckign call her
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:46 PM): MOM
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:47 PM): MOM
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:33:49 PM): COME UPSTAIRS
p2p bebop (10:33:50 PM): LLOL
p2p bebop (10:33:52 PM): asdkajdkajdncna,sdm
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:34:08 PM): i was trying to talk to her
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:34:11 PM): and then she was like
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:34:14 PM): shut up
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:34:16 PM): i dont want to talk to you
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:34:25 PM): i dont want to talk to your kinda of level
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:34:34 PM): all this is in tagalog, so my translations are rough
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:34:43 PM): i think she meant like level of person
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:34:48 PM): what a fuckign b*tch huh
p2p bebop (10:34:56 PM): damn
p2p bebop (10:35:02 PM): wtf
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:35:02 PM): im like her fuckign son
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:35:03 PM): lol
p2p bebop (10:35:03 PM): drop kick
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:35:26 PM): and then she was like
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:35:29 PM): michael dont be like erick
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:35:34 PM): he's closed to being kicked out
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:35:37 PM): but she doenst know
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:35:43 PM): im the one who's gonna be doing the kicking
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:35:46 PM): DROP KICK BITCHCHCHCC
p2p bebop (10:35:50 PM): ahahahhahahdahdhahaha
p2p bebop (10:36:22 PM): MOM
p2p bebop (10:36:25 PM): COME UPSTAIRS
p2p bebop (10:36:28 PM): NEVERMIND

aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:36:52 PM): all you can hear are my foot steps
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:37:13 PM): thudthudthudthudthud...BAM AHHHHHHHh
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:38:20 PM): she insults our intellligence by assuming we dont have common sense
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:38:33 PM): and must insist on doing everything her way
aiRw ReCK tiOn (10:38:57 PM): ok end rant forreal this time.//end

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Anonymous

August 24 2005, 10:38:25 UTC 6 years ago

damn!

i hate it when my mom thinks im dumb and she tells me what to do

RaWr!!!!!!

-calvin
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